Little kids have no filter wtf
So I volunteer at an after school daycare and today I saw one of the first grade kids looking off another kids homework paper. I go to the little boy and I’m like, “keep your eyes on your own paper, don’t cheat off anyone else.” The little boy is like, “I’m not cheating I’m just looking at someone else’s papers for answers.” So me, trying to be teacher of the year, decides that this is a great way to teach these kids what cheating is. So I go up to the front and I say, “can anyone tell me or give me an example of what cheating is ?” All of a sudden I hear a little girl yell from the back, “MY DADDY HAS BEEN CHEATING ON MOMMY WITH HIS FRIEND AT WORK FOR 3 MONTHS.” I damn near took her to the side of the classroom to ask her for more details. Sis was spilling all the tea.
My drunk sorority Theta Chai Latte ass neighbor just knocked on my door sobbing incoherently about how she’s so sorry…it’s 1 am in the morning y’all. I’m trying to figure out what she’s sorry for. This bitch sniffles out,”I’m sorry for running over your cat. Please don’t call the cops I wasn’t trying to drive drunk. I just wanted to move my car out of the way so my friend could park at my house and I backed up into your cat.” She hands me $350 and says that’s all she has and will pay me the rest when she gets her next paycheck. I’m livid at this point bc wtf it’s 1 AM, what white nonsense is this? I tell her to walk me over to where she ran over my cat….the bitch ran over a raccoon. I don’t even own a cat. She’s still crying hysterically. I tell her it’s okay and I won’t call the cops. I then watched this drunk ass girl carry a dead raccoon to my back yard and bury it lmaoooo. Anyways, someone please send me links of hair vendors with nice bundles or wigs under $350.
